WOW!

WOW! We’re back! WOOOHOOO!! And we’re more hyper then ever! This is Anna BTW! HEYHEYHEY!! k so it’s allie! and you will not beLIEVE the trouble we had to go through to get back on this account…. 3 months later. It’s worth it. Well tonight we just prank called idk.. like 4 people. And they were mad. One of em,, let’s call him, Mario. Mario Jueles. He got mad. And thought we were guys. Aint it sweet. Another let’s call them,,,, Kimberly Camden. She answered but INSTEAD WE TALKED TO SOMEONE RANDOM!! OMG!! NO WAY! I think i’ve gotten much faster at typing since then. I think i just jinxed it. SHOOT. god okay anyways…. ya no how anna said she preferred daisies over orchids? wellllll orchids are growing on me, and daisies smell like diapers. You smell like diapers, but i dont complain. i’m ignoring you now. Okay………. movin on…… i had ice cream tonight. cookie dough mixed with chunky monkey!! can you imagine wut my barf will look like???? Ew. TMI!!! That means TOO MUCH INFORMATION!! I had a corn dog, and a bagl tonight. Yumm.. Well Anywhoo! Kimberly just texted me! Maybe we’ll find out who her friend on the phone was.. What a mystery. Anywhhoo.. On thursday im leaving to go to mi padres house for a month.. that’s tomorrow. Soo tomorrow day i’m partying it up and jumping into a huge pile of dirt with my friend,,, Rachele. noooooonnnne cares!! how do you still have friends??? geeeeez i feel bad for rachele….. I’m sick of you. Get out of my house. NOW. I’m not leaving till you admit that you’re a cheap hooker. We already went over this. You sound like a hooker on the phone, and YOUR cheap cause you threw pennies at me instead of $. Louis even agreed. And you can’t doubt him. HAHA him =]  LMAO nvm.. well louis is still mad at me because i wouldn’t let ‘him’ swim in my mansion. NO he and allen just thought you were mean that one day at Brianas house. REMEMBER!? OMG  that smelt disgusting. Allie tooted. y wuld u say that?? u just embarraassed me in front of ALL OUR FANS. EVERY LAST ONE. I THINK THERE ONLY IS ONE. Who Todd? He only read it once in science one day in the computer lap.. i searched it. And found it. He thoght it was AMAZING!! Actully I don’t remember what he said. BUt WHATEVER. He probaly reads this like all the time. ppoooorr guuuyyy hes just lonely. i wonder who he’s in love with this month. Madison? Anna? Rachele? LOUIS?!?1/?!?!?!? GOOD GOD HE”S GONE INSANE. You’re an embaressment to society. HA I’m funny. UMMMMM Yeah. I still don’t know why someone would want to read this shit.. Like really.. WTF. HAHA you TRIPLE TOOTED. i mean WOW! which brings us to the title of tonights program. WOW! Underlineing things.. is CRAP! italics is DOUBLE CRAP. WOW YOU’RE HILARIOUS! Oh boy oberto! < That’s a brand of Beef Jerky.. Oberto. And Oh Boy Oberto is it’s CATCH PHRASE! It tastes fake. You’re brother is CORRECTAMUNDO!! I know!! cooooool guyyy. he wrote books in the soooooo…. series that you may have heard of. such as.. “soooooooooooooooo you’re adopted…… by a BEAR?” OMG I’ve read those! Like the WHOLE SERIES!! OMG NO WAY! AHHHH! I told you once.. I told you TWICE.. You can see it in my eyes.. I’m alll cryed out with nothing to say!! Could you even get an answer last night???? LMAO!! he also runs a hat store called “soooooooooooooooooo your hair sucks.” WOW I feel like iCarly.. ONLY BLOG VERSION! WOW! Um.. So ANYWHOOSIN! I think we should shut up while we’re… SHUT UP!! INSIDE JOKE! Don’t try to get it. You wont be able to. We’re too complicated for you’re smalllllllllll minds. Yeah. I said it. I called you;re mid SMALL. WHAT NOW!? WOW! JEEEZ. spleak: i don’t understand. you don’t see me swearing. you must have anger issues. US:MAYBE I DOOO. so F*** U A$$HOLE. Look I can talk GANGSTA! H3y f00l w4t$ g3wd?! wh4t it d0 h0m13 G? I’m soo gangsta HOMIE! Well.. I BE GELLIN LIKE A FELLIN! LIVE FROM THE YAY AREA THIS IS THURSDAY NIGHT LIVE!!! *AHHHHHHHHHH* GOODNIGHT! our new manwich jingle : THEBAY.. we fresh!!! lollollololololol= lollygagging ostriches of oregan live like lions licking lollipops!!! THE END!

HELLO LOSERS!!!

Hey guys this is Anna and Allie! This blogging thing is totally new to us. That’s why we picked the banana layout. Me, Anna, will be typing in  purple. And Allie will be typing in BLUE!!!!Anywhooo….. I’ll give u backround. We were inspired when we saw some random girl’s blog. It was about orchids. INSPIRING. Orchids are kidna funny looking flowers. I prefer daisies. ANYWHOO! Tonight we are extremely bored. In fact, we spent most of our night running around the park. Doesnt that sound just amazingly FUN!? yeaaa anna has a lotta typos… you guys better not be taking this for granted because we’re never doing this again. EVER. WELL.. Allie types EXTREMLY SLOW!! Like if you were with us right now you’d think she had no fingers. It’s like watching paint dry. Well yea like she was sayign this is a once in a lif time thing. WE HAVE LIVES! No offense you orchid lovers out there. Slow and steady wins the race!! WHAT RACE!? SHUT UP BIZNATCH. anyways… we probably sound like complete losers. and ur right, because right now were about as lame as you are, reading this. Little harsh there. You not only insulted hem but you insulted us Allie. I’d be HONORED to read this. I mean what else would you be doing right now if you werent reading about our pathetic lives? Reading about orchids, thats right. You’d be reading about the germination of orchids. EW. This is allie nd im changing colors to make a point. GET A LIFE A$$HOLE. YEA WHT SHE SAID> AHHH EFFING UNDERLINE! Its gone. I dont like underlines. Its bold for a reason Allie stop laughing. Happy? its gone. LMAO!! kk i’m serious tho guys.. stop stalking some random girls’ blog. jesus. petifiles. I’m sure there are normal people out there to. I mean i dont think there are orchid lovin pedefiles. Do you? GUESS WHO!!! back to blue..ALLIE YOUR A FREAK! make  your mind. NEVER!!! BEEZY! You cant pick a diffrent shade of my color. they’re not dumb anna they know the different shades of orchid… How many people do you know. Most mn out thre dont even know the difference between Peuce and brown. Well actually niether do i. but whatever. Peuce is an ugly name. It sound like puke and pee mixed together. Maybe we should go… this is getting outta hand :]Your faceis outta hand,. =]]